Worst horror flicks ever, Part 1

Now, I’m a big horror fan. And a huge zombie-movie fan. But these are easily some of the worst horror flicks to have ever been released on film or otherwise. Most of them were produced in the ’80’s or very early ’90’s, but that is no excuse. Night of the Living Dead came out in 1968 and it’s masterpiece. Anyway, enjoy the scene shots.

Zombie cop:

Lunatics: A love story

Rabid Grannies:

My Grandpa is a Vampire:

Oversexed Rugsuckers from Mars:

Morons from Outer Space:

Transmutation:

The Outing:

Evil Laugh:

Night of the Comet:

Curtoasy of the Up All Night Blog.

 

London is the reason

I really got to do something about these nightmares.

Title is irelevant. Or is it?

“You’ll be crying rivers at the London sperm bank”

I can’t move. I’ll desecrate his soul. I can’t move. Where the fuck did you go?! Oh no.. Not again!!

“I cried a river over you”

Insecurity. Nobody to trust. Nothing makes sense.

CRY!!

Cry like baby pigs squealing before they’re opened up. Still alive.

No more fucking around. Back to my evil ways. I’ve fucking lost it. Period.

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But I’m not a bad person. Am I?!..